Anonymous said: What is your current relationship status?

Supposedly single, but Satan won’t stop texting. He wants back soo bad and I feel bad for him so— let’s make that “it’s complicated”.

Anonymous said: How yu' doin? ;)

I’m alright, keeping busy— you?




LIX: The World’s Smallest 3D Printing Pen Lets You Draw in the Air



It’s only a matter of time now before someone makes a doodlebob

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I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

I did not know any of this! This is so cool! Science!

This would be cool if it weren’t complete horse shit. Education, ladies and gentlemen. I would urge you to read it and look at the chart.

There are these hormones called Estrogen, FSH and LH, most directly responsible for the mensies. Progesterone helps makes the process managable as well as the Testosterone, which is, and I quote -  An important sex hormone for both women and men, although women have much lower levels. Is produced by the ovaries and adrenal glands (right on top of the kidneys), and has a surge at time of ovulation and slight rise just before the menses. Testosterone helps women maintain muscle mass and bone strength, enhances sex drive and helps with overall sense of well-being and zest for life.

So no, “timemachineyeah” testosterone isn’t responsible for feeling like shit nor is it “you all of the time.”  Please find the time to take a course in basic Biology before commenting.

That said, I do not encourage people to discriminate sexes nor diminish women because they have periods. It’s a natural biological process like any other, not a handicap.

(Source: r-dart)

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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.


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I need this.They need to start selling his art in the Florida parks or maybe they have and I haven’t seen it yet.


I need this.They need to start selling his art in the Florida parks or maybe they have and I haven’t seen it yet.


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